You're the bunana king Charlie

Day I'm not going to write "Day" anymore

I am done with Runescape, I've been playing it too much and I just died for like the third time this week. That's it.

On a plus side

There was the first snowfall:)

Yeah, that's me scaring the dog.

I go see "We will rock you" tomorrow

Ryan's comming to my dance(Right Ryan)

Me and Alyssa are going out for halloween as "walk" and "don't walk" signs

I got a job at Wal-Mart, yay. Speds and handicaps.

Oh, I decided to get halloween colours on my braces, thinking hey, I will get it changed before Christmas. Turns out, I don't get them changed until January 5th 2009.

Sweeeeeeet:

Imbue
-to permeate or influence as if by dyeing

The rant of a brother

Here it is;

Human decency, what happend to it. It seems it died along with the world. The new age said to be blessed with the technology and a horrible fate of global warming. So, what happend to it "human decency". Did we maybe just get too lazy to discipline our kids or did it go with the no hitting your kids law. Should we be told what we can and can't to do punish our kids.
These days when two strangers walk by each other they don't just say "how you doing" or "hi", we just keep to our opposite sides and think to ourselves "what the hell is he looking at" or "god I hope he dosn't rape me". What went wrong, one guy did something wrong and all guys are molesters and rapists, all women are snobs cause of that bitch that looked at you and laughed at you in high school.
I know we arn't all these evil rapists and bitches, we have really kind people. But, with the new way of thinking they just seem like fakes.
Have things got so bad that it has come to that, we hate the good people and the bad. We need to stop and think about our own actions,before we mock and criticize the other people around us. Do we find it funny when someone answers a question and gets it wrong, we do now. Some one has a bad day and wants to be alone, is either a creeper or a loner. I got cut, your emo, I wear these clothes cause they look nice, your a loser, I hate that kid so much, I'm gunna kick your ass.

So while reading this it's possible two things went through your mind, One: This kid is waked out and is a loser. If you thought that you're proving my point and thank you. Two: It made you stop and think that maybe you should stop talking nasty about that one person.

Dude where's my...Dad?

I don't care what day it is



Let the weekend begin, except not really,because my family is lame.

I am on my way to hang with the guys,until ten....it is now 6:40.Makes no sense.

Why you ask am I leaving so late, well, my Dad said he was going to Canadian Tire. he left out the important detail he was going to dinner....

Now I am two hours late to meet my friends.....sweet.

Yesterday was Terry Fox, fun times:)
This is Dustin, he is my friend
P.s. Screw you word of the day

Every time you smoke, God stubs his toe

Day 5
http://www.geoffthoughts.blogspot.com/

He is a cool guy, and has many "insightful" things to say.
Visit his blog:)

School is overwhelming, good-bye social life...good-bye
P.s. T-Fox walk Thursday,cannot wait to see everyone. Get your green and white on.....(my school colours)
facetious-joking or jesting often inappropriately

Here is a preview of last years T-Fox walk

No guns.No butter.Both can kill.

Day 4

No epic battle for the couch.Ryan just...got it. I think it was because we were both extremely tired,you just wait Ryan.

Fun times.Value Village is the bomb diggity, I got a Chinese rice pattie hat. It made extremely happy:)

:D yay!

Thanksgiving sucks, I've always found it a pointless holiday. Thanksgiving,Easter and Christmas are basically the only times families get together,other than funerals.

Ephemeral-Lasting a very short time

Going down like a homesick mole

Day 3

I don't think I'm going to write in this everyday.

Semi-Wonderful day

1)Thanksgiving meal- who dosn't love pumpkin pie, turkey and potatoes.

2)We went on a biology trip- I stepped too deep into the river, large amounts of water got into my rubber boot.

3)It's a long weekend, yay.

Tomorrow I am hanging out with Alyssa,Dustin,Ryan and James. I am excited:)

Bovicide-To kill a Cow

Harder than chinese math

Day 2

Very bad day
1) Not only do I suck at biology, apparantly I suck at all of my other classes
2)Wal-Mart is retarted and I ruined chances of my job there
3)I'm getting sick

Tomorrow we do a student vote for conservatives,liberals,green party or NDP.
I'm either voting Liberal or Conservative.

Crime&Punishment:
CONSERVATIVE
- An overhaul of the Youth Criminal Justice Act.
- Giving judges the option to impose life sentences for those 14 years and older convicted of first - or second-degree murder.
- Maximum youth sentences for other serious violent crimes would be stiffened.
- Offenders 14 and older convicted of murder or other violent crimes could be named publicly.
- Crackdown on the use of conditional sentences -- house arrest -- for 30 more serious crimes.
LIBERAL
- A $75-million Communities at Risk program to fund security at ethno-cultural or religious places of worship or schools.
- An $80 million fund to assist police agencies with combating organized crime and gangs.
- Funding to help youth at risk avoid violence.
- New legislation to crack down on Internet luring and cyber-bulling.
- Ban military assault rifles.
- Measures to combat the "root" causes of crime, such as rehabilitation and poverty.
- Retain the federal firearms registry.
NDP
- 2,500 more police officers on the streets.
- Re-classifying auto theft as a violent offence.
- Allow first-degree murder charges for gang-related homicides.
- Give provinces and cities the ability to implement an absolute ban on handguns.
- Invest $25 million over four years to strengthen witness protection and $50 million a year for crime prevention.
GREEN PARTY OF CANADA
- Legalize and tax marijuana.
- Look at ways of tackling root causes of crime, rather than punishment.
- Ways for the guilty to make reparations to their victims.

Maudlin-Drunk enough to be emotionally silly

Dear Ryan;

This is for you.

Because, you wanted me to write you something:)

You make me smile, and this weekend, you are going down.

Epic battle for the couch.

P.s. You provide no warmth

Spandex is a privilege.Not a right.

I am no good at blogs, but my dear friend Holly decided that only the cool kids have blogs.So...here I am.

My name is Ashley Shaw, I ponder many things and almost never come to conclusions.

Day 1

I do not like Stacey, I suck at biology, and it's Thanksgiving this weekend.

Incognito-the state of being in disguise or not recognized

Side note:Thank you Geoff for the name "Codex of shirking"